Considering that this
Gigantic silver bullet with wings
Is blasting me away from my whole entire life,
Away from Lizzie Brody,
My best friend in the world,
Away from Ray Johnston,
My first real boyfriend.
by this monstrous steel pterodactyl
And it's flying me all the way to L.A.
To live with my father
who I've never even met
Because he's such a scumbag
that he divorced my mother
before I was even born.
Considering I'm being dragged
three thousand miles away from all my friends
And my school and my aunt Duffy
And the house I've lived in ever since I was born,
Three thousand miles away from my mother,
And my mother's grave,
Where she lies in a cold wooden box
Under six feet of dirt,
Just beginning to rot.
considering that I'm trapped
on this jumbo poison dart
Shooting me away from everything I love,
And there's this real weird guy
Sitting in the seat right behind mine,
Who keeps picking his nose
And eating it.
I'll have another please.